" firing squads "

 [ "Firing Squad" ]

1: When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!" 

 [ "firing squad" ]

1: A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

  * e.g.,  ... I want to get killed by firing squad. 

 [ "firing squad" ]

1: to insist that the female stands back against the wall, hands by her side, while the male proceeds to stand across from her (at least 10 feet) and jerk his penis until he sprays her with fluids. In a similar fashion to the execution technique.

  * e.g.,  ... Will: "bitch, get against the wall!" 

 [ "firing squad" ]

1: When panda the leet guy he is. comes up with his AK-47 and shoots the whole counter-terrorist team when there afk.

  * e.g.,  ... #firingsquad To SEE THE GREAT FIRING SQUAD HEROS 

 [ "firing squad" ]

1: This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.

  * e.g.,  ... James: "firing squad" 

 [ "Firing Squad" ]

1: A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.

  * e.g.,  ... Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night. 

 [ "firing squad" ]

1: Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

  * e.g.,  ... Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess. 

 [ "Chekhov’s Firing Squad" ]

1: A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.

  * e.g.,  ... “Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!” 

 [ "Circular firing squad" ]

1: When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.

  * e.g.,  ... "With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad." 

 [ "Mexican Firing Squad" ]

1: Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

  * e.g.,  ... The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape. 

 [ "Mexican Firing Squad" ]

2: If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.